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Need home improvements? Need your house fucked up by a drunken moron? Then Hire Don Adkins today! |
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Your job will take up to three times longer to complete! Spend up to 60% more money for your job! Pay for all non-sequitors! Hire Don Adkins keeps a clean work environment. Excess materials that would normaly be returned for refund, magically disappear leaveing you free of dealing with those pesky recipts! Hear Hire Don Adkins' endless self-pontification! Hear redundant Lynard Skynard and Areosmith stories! Listen to Hire Don Adkins lament that his "freinds" Tom and Woody, stole $17,000 from him in a joint-lottery adventure! See a man with no balls sing and dance! Have your work done by a man who masterbates to Lillian Munster! |
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Tuesday, February 13, 2007
Fucked by Don Adkins
Need home improvements? Want your work done by a total moron? Then hire Fucked by Don Adkins today! Fucked by Don Adkins will show up drunk and annoy the shit out of you! His sub-standard practice is only exceeded by his inability to communicate in a lucid manner. Your job will take up to three times longer to complete! Spend up to 60% more money for your job! Pay for all non-sequitors! Fucked by Don Adkins keeps a clean work environment. Excess materials that would normaly be returned for refund, magically disappear leaveing you free of dealing with those pesky recipts! Hear Fucked by Don Adkins' endless self-pontification! Hear redundant Lynard Skynard and Areosmith stories!
Listen to Hire Don Adkins lament that his "freinds" Tom and Woody, stole $17,000 from him in a joint-lottery adventure! See a man with no balls sing and dance! Have your work done by a man who masterbates to Lillian Munster!
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