Fucked by Don Adkins

Sunday, April 03, 2011




Fucked by Don Adkins






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Your job will take up to three times longer to complete!
Spend up to 60% more money for your job!
Pay for all non-sequitors!
Hire Don Adkins keeps a clean work environment. Excess materials that would normaly be returned for refund,
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Hear Hire Don Adkins' endless self-pontification!
Hear redundant Lynard Skynard and Areosmith stories!


Listen to Hire Don Adkins lament that his "freinds" Tom and Woody, stole $17,000 from him in a joint-lottery
adventure!
See a man with no balls sing and dance!
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